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- A good way to get your name in the newspaper is to cross the street reading one.
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- One way to reduce motor accidents is to build cars so they can't go any faster than the average person thinks.
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- Man blames most accidents on fate - but feels a more personal responsibility when he makes a hole-in-one on the golf course.
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- It's not the fall that injures; it's the sudden stop.
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- The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you usually have to eat them.
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