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AGE AND AGING

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Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
Helen Hayes
 
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns
 
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"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now -- I'm booked."
George Burns
 
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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.
 
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He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.
Bill Dana
 

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