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- "A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried."
- Dorothea Kent
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- "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..."
- Sir Norman Wisdom
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- Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.
- Maurice Chevalier
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- "As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer."
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- Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- Groucho Marx
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