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AIRPLANES & AVIATION

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Airplane travel is so swift that it enables you to have dinner in New York and heartburn in Los Angeles.
Unknown
 
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"I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra."
George S. Kaufman
 
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Jean Kerr
 
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
 
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"My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave."
Burt Reynolds
 

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