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AL MCGUIRE

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I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
Al McGuire
 
R
You know what pressure is? It's when the cheerleaders are jumping and you don't notice their breasts.
Al McGuire
 
A
Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will.
Al McGuire
 
N
All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
 
K
Winning is only important in war and surgery.
Al McGuire
 

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