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- An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.
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- The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
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- A fortune awaits the inventor of an alarm clock that can't go off.
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- When the alarm clock rings the best part of the day is over.
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- You can often gauge a man's ambition by whether he hates his alarm clock or considers it his dear friend.
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