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- What this country needs is an alarm clock that can be set on Saturday night to ring Monday morning.
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- "When an alarm clock wakes a man up, it makes him feel not like the early bird, but like the worm."
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- The man who invented the alarm clock believed people slept too long or worked too little.
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- An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep.
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- An alarm clock is built with a mechanism to scare the daylights into you.
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