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ALCOHOL

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It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
P. G. Wodehouse
 
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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
 
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"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living."
Jean Kerr
 
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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
 
K
Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
Erma Bombeck
 

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