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F
Alimony is different from take-home pay; it's leave-home pay.
 
R
Alimony is the fine levied on a man who won't stay single and can't stay married.
 
A
Alimony often enables a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.
 
N
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
 
K
Alimony is like paying installments on your car after it is wrecked.
 

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