Creative Wit about . . .

ANCESTORS

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F
"A miser might be pretty tough to live with, but he often makes a nice ancestor."
 
R
"Everybody thinks thrift is a wonderful virtue, especially in our ancestors."
 
A
"You can't choose your ancestors, but that's fair enough. They probably wouldn't have chosen you."
 
N
"Our ancestors had to haul the wash water from the well, but they didn't have to sit up nights figuring out how to meet the payments on the bucket."
 
K
Mules are always boasting that their ancestors were horses.
German Proverb
 

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