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Another optimist is a man who hasn't yet read the morning newspaper.
 
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Another optimist is the man who can hand his car over to a parking-lot attendant without looking back.
 
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Another optimist is the man who marries his secretary and thinks he will continue to dictate to her.
 
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Another optimist is the middle-aged man who thinks that the cleaners have been shrinking the waistband of his trousers.
 
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Another optimist is the man who tells you what a fool he used to be.
 

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