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ANTIQUES

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F
The difference between antiques and junk depends on who's selling what to whom.
 
R
Anybody could get rich if he could guess the exact moment at which a piece of junk becomes an antique.
 
A
Antique is a magic word that makes something worthless suddenly priceless.
 
N
An antique is something people forget to throw away until it becomes valuable.
 
K
"Antiques are things that one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again."
 

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