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ASTRONAUT

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"An astronaut spends years in space training, then has as much trouble as the rest of us finding parking space."
 
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An astronaut is a man who qualifies for outer space travel without the aid of a clergyman.
 
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An astronaut is a spaceman who finds a place in the sun by reaching for the moon.
 
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An astronaut is the only man who runs around in circles -- and gets somewhere.
 
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An astronaut is a spaceman who looks out at a maximum of space from a spaceship that has a minimum of space.
 

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