Creative Wit about . . .

AVERAGE AMERICAN

Previous topic: AUTOMATION
Next topic : AVERAGE MAN

F
The average American would drive his car to the bathroom if the door was wide enough.
 
R
"A certain Senator recently informed us that the average American is not "tax conscious," and this is doubtless true. If he shows signs of coming to, he is immediately struck down with another tax."
 
A
The average American doesn't really believe he is having a good time unless he is doing something he can't afford.
 
N
"The Agriculture Department says the average American eats 1,148 pounds of food a year. Of course, a lot of it goes to waist."
 
K
Unquestionably there is progress: the average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
Mencken
 

Be More Creative