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BALDNESS

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F
Baldheaded people should remember that when God made heads He covered up the ones He didn't like.
 
R
Baldheaded men never think of themselves as bald; they think everybody else is hairy.
 
A
There's a new remedy on the market for baldness. It's made of alum and persimmon juice. It doesn't grow hair but it shrinks your head to fit what hair you have left.
 
N
A man is usually bald four or five years before he knows it.
 
K
Man's oldest fall-out problem is baldness.
 

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