Creative Wit about . . .

BEVERAGES

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"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
David Daye
 
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart
 
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Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
 
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"The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it."
 
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"A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca Colas ago was yesterday morning."
Unknown (from a Coca-Cola report)
 

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