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Only a mother would think her daughter has been a good girl when she returns from a date with a Gideon Bible in her handbag.
 
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A real highbrow is a person who can quote Shakespeare without attributing it to the Bible.
 
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A Bible in the hand is worth two in the bookcase.
 
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"No matter how many new translations of the Bible are made, the people still sin the same way."
 
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A Bible that's falling apart often belongs to one who isn't.
 

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