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BREAKFAST

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F
"Believe it or not, once upon a time all members of the family had breakfast together."
 
R
I've got my wife trained -- she makes her own breakfast.
 
A
"What this country needs is not more breakfast foods to make kids stronger, but a cereal to sap their energy."
 
N
There's no one so exasperating as the husband who notices the burnt toast when he should be reading his paper like other husbands.
 
K
"My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked."
Winston Churchill
 

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