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BREATHING

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F
The only good thing about smog is that it enables you to see what you are breathing.
 
R
"A tight dress sometimes affects a girl's breathing, but more often a man's."
 
A
"What this country needs are fewer statesmen who are longwinded, and fewer athletes who are short-winded."
 
N
"To avoid trouble, breathe through the nose; it keeps the mouth shut."
 
K
Breathing is the secret of longevity -- but only if you keep it up long enough.
 

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