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BRIDEGROOMS

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One of the first things a bridegroom learns is that a man can't fool his wife as easily as his mother.
 
R
Another optimist is the bridegroom who thinks none of his habits needs reforming.
 
A
"Man worships woman, and then sacrifices himself at the altar."
 
N
A bridegroom is a man who is never important at a wedding unless he fails to show up.
 
K
A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.
 

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