Creative Wit about . . .

CHEESE

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How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?
Charles DeGaulle
 
R
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
G. K. Chesterton
 
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Cheese milk's leap toward immortality.
Clifton Fadiman
 
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Have you ever thought what Swiss cheese might smell like if it were not ventilated?
 
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You can never tell whether some cheeses are imported or deported from Italy.
 

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