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CHILDREN

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"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething."
Mark Twain
 
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Adults are obsolete children.
Dr. Seuss
 
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Fran Lebowitz
 
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"Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky."
 
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis Diller
 

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