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"The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent."
Sam Levenson
 
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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."
W. C. Fields
 
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy Parker
 
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One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
 
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Adolescence is like a house on moving day -- a temporary mess.
Julius E. Warren
 

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