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"To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years."
Ernest Hemingway
 
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There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Benjamin Spock
 
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The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Quentin Crisp
 
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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
 
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"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away."
Nancy Mitford
 

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