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CHILDREN

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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
 
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
 
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There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
George Burns
 
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"Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender."
 
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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
Fyodor Dostoyevski
 

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