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CHRISTIANITY

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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Herb Caen
 
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Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
Herman Melville
 
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Fred Allen
 
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Jesus picked up twelve men from the bottom ranks of business and forged them into an organization that conquered the world.
 
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There is nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.
Saki
 

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