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CHRISTMAS

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F
Nothing destroys the Christmas spirit faster than looking for a place to park.
 
R
"It's a soul-stirring experience to hear Yule carolers standing in a Los Angeles smog singing, "It Came upon a Midnight Clear.""
 
A
Christmas is the season when by their fruitcakes shall ye know them.
 
N
Christmas is the season when you never know which is going to give out first -- your money or your feet.
 
K
Christmas is the season when everyone goes shopping and mangles with the crowd.
 

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