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CHURCH MEMBERS

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F
A lot of church members know the twenty-third psalm much better than they know the Shepherd.
 
R
"A great many church members are in the salvation train, but too many of them are traveling in the sleeper."
 
A
"Why is it that so many church members who say "Our Father" on Sunday go around the rest of the week acting like orphans?"
 
N
"Too many church members have "teflon minds" - nothing seems to stick."
 
K
"If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some church members are deeply in love with the church."
 

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