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CHRISTMAS

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"Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of the Prince of Peace by giving our kids rockets, machine guns, atom-bomb kits, and tanks."
 
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Christmas is when your neighbor's television keeps you awake until the early hours of the morning playing Silent Night.
 
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Christmas is the day when you resolve to do your Christmas shopping early next year.
 
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An unbreakable Christmas toy is one that's guaranteed to last through the New Year.
 
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Anyone who thinks Christmas doesn't last all year doesn't have a charge account.
 

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