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"Every day, people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
Lenny Bruce
 
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"People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God."
"Kurt Vonnegut, Jr."
 
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I have no objections to churches so long as they do not interfere with God's work.
Brooks Atkinson
 
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
 
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He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.
Kingsley Amis
 

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