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Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
"Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke's 69th Law, The Odyssey File, 1984)"
 
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You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.
Steve Jobs
 
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"I could tell by the sound of your voice over the phone. Very authoritative you know, like the Pope or the computer in 2001."
Woody Allen
 
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"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
 
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"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."
Edsgar Dijkstra
 

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