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F
A conference is a meeting to decide when and where the next meeting will be held.
 
R
"Definition of a conference: "The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.""
 
A
A conference is a meeting at which people talk about things they should be doing.
 
N
"A conference room is a place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees afterward."
 
K
"When a conference of diplomats announce they have "agreed in principle," it means nothing has been done."
 

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