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CRIMINALS

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F
Criminals seem to know their rights better than their wrongs.
 
R
The dumbest criminal on earth is the one who would hold up a group of tourists on their way home from Las Vegas.
 
A
The automobile has had a great influence on public morals; it has completely stopped horse stealing.
 
N
"Sign in a car on an out-of-the-way street: "Attention car thieves - this car is already stolen.""
 
K
Why do men take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest?
 

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