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DEATH

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
 
R
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Groucho Marx
 
A
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Dave Barry
 
N
Death is an acquired trait.
 
K
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button."
Sam Levenson
 

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