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"I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure."
Clarence Darrow
 
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Garrison Kielor
 
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"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network."
Guy Almes
 
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"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
 
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"We all have to die some day, if we live long enough."
Dave Farber
 

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