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Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn't have to talk to you.
Katharine Hepburn
 
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"I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
Winston Churchill
 
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"I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day."
George Axlerod
 
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Death - To stop sinning suddenly.
 
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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Johnny Carson
 

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