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"It costs me never a stab nor squirm/ To tread by chance upon a worm./ 'Aha, my little dear,' I say,/ 'Your clan will pay me back one day.'"
Dorothy Parker
 
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"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."
Woody Allen
 
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What I like about Clive/ Is that he is no longer alive./ There is a great deal to be said/ For being dead.
Edmund Clerihew Bentley
 
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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
 
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Woody Allen
 

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