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DIET & WEIGHT LOSS

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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
Hermione Gingold
 
R
Give me a dozen heartbreaks...if you think it would help me lose one pound.
Colette
 
A
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Erma Bombeck
 
N
"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks."
 
K
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
 

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