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DIET & WEIGHT LOSS

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"I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start eating."
Tommy John
 
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Tom Wilson
 
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"Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times."
Randy Glasbergen
 
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Eat as much as you like--just don't swallow it.
 
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The 2nd day of a diet is always easier than the 1st. By the 2nd day you're off it.
Jackie Gleason
 

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