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DIVORCE

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"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left."
Jean Kerr
 
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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
 
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The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Johnny Carson
 
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"If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers."
 
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
 

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