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DRINKING

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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Dean Martin
 
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Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
Mary P. Poole
 
A
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Joe E. Lewis
 
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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
 
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"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony."
Robert Benchley
 

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