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DRINKING & ALCOHOL

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"The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk."
Alben W. Barkley
 
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I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin
 
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"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living."
Jean Kerr
 
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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.
 
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"Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."
George Burns
 

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