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EARLY TO BED

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"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy (if he exercises), wealthy (if he strikes oil), and wise (if he studies hard)."
 
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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
John Ciardi
 
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
James Thurber
 
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"Early to bed is a wise old saying, prized only after your hair starts graying."
 
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"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise."
Laurence J. Peter
 

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