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I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food.
Erma Bombeck
 
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"Nobody ever says, 'Can I have your beets?'"
Bill Cosby
 
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
 
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I got food poisoning today. But I don't know when I'm going to use it.
 
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"I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here."
W. C. Fields
 

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