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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
Kin Hubbard
 
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"Things on the whole are much faster in America; people don't 'stand for election', they 'run for office.'"
Jessica Mitford
 
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"We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate."
Kin Hubbard
 
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You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.
 
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
Will Rogers
 

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