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ELEPHANTS

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"An elephant never forgets. After all, what does it have to remember?"
 
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"I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me."
Noel Coward
 
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas./ How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
 
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Take a lesson from the elephant: it lives to a ripe old age without ever worrying about its weight.
 
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One reason why a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered one for a dollar down and a dollar a week.
 

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