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ERMA BOMBECK

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I come from family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Erma Bombeck
 
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"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead."
Erma Bombeck
 
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"I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go into overload and blow up."
Erma Bombeck
 
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
 
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
 

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