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What a delightful thing is the conversation of specialists! One understands absolutely nothing and it's charming.
Edgar Degas
 
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"All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'"
Norman Augustine
 
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An expert is the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
Arthur Bloch
 
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
 
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
 

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