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FAMILY

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"Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself."
H. L. Mencken
 
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"The average family exists only on paper and its average budget is a fiction, invented by statisticians for the convenience of statisticians."
Sylvia Porter
 
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby
 
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"But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses."
 
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"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."
Fred Allen
 

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