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FAMILY TREES

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F
"Some families can trace their ancestry back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their children were last night."
 
R
"A family tree is like riding in a train backwards: it shows you where you came from, but not where you're going."
 
A
What this country needs is more family trees that will produce more lumber and fewer nuts.
 
N
"A man in Montana recently paid a research outfit one thousand dollars to have his family tree traced - and in a few days, another five hundred dollars to forget what it found."
 
K
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; just go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
 

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